Two questions:
1) Does anyone know how to fix a 1st generation iPod? When I try to power up, all I get is the Apple logo for a few seconds, then it just shuts off.
2) Is anyone looking to sell their slightly used iPod to me? I think mine is dead.
Boooo.

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I give you, “T'was The Night Before Holiday Break”. 
A couple of colleagues and I came up with this little ditty. That’s Yours Truly narrating. Good times had by all, despite the low production values.  
Happy happy. Merry merry. 
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Indeed they do.
After a couple of admissions cycles, some will move on to something else, while others will get sucked into the higher education industry for the rest of their careers.
“A co-worker of mine once described admissions as a two-or-20 job, meaning you’re either in it for two years or 20 years,” said Matthew Kaberline, who used to work in UMW admissions and recently became the associate director of college counseling at the Severn School in Maryland. “There didn’t seem to be an in between.”
The centerpiece of the job is “travel season,” which runs from September to early November. Recruiters hit the suburbs with color-coded calendars and global positioning systems loaded with high school addresses. They rack up loyalty program points at mid-tier hotels, log thousands of miles on rental cars and learn how to hide booze on their expense reports.
Between appointments, they wander through shopping malls, search for a Panera with WiFi or dream about how they will someday blow all of these loyalty points on a major vacation. Many of these road warriors become friends. Some drunkenly hook up. A few fall in love.
But the lifestyle can be exhausting. The pay can be painfully low. And it can be frustrating for some recruiters, who are figuring out their lives, to deal with high school students who are doing the same thing.
A couple of points on this:
1) I was always told that admissions is a “3-or-30 career”.  You’re in it for 3 years then on to something else (usually high school guidance counseling), or you’re in it for 30 years prior to retirement.  I’m working on 10-plus and counting – with no sign of departure.
Apparently, I’ve been “sucked” into higher education.
2) I don’t know if I would agree that travel season is the “centerpiece” of the admissions recruiter’s year. But, it is definitely a big part of it. 
Back in my travel days, we didn’t have GPS in every car. But, we did “rack-up” the miles in rental cars and “rewards points” at the big hotel chains. No comment on the booze…
[Yeah. That’s me and my babyface, circa 2001 – at the height of my travel glory days.]
3) I made quite a few lasting friends on the road, but I’m proud to say that I never “hooked up” with anyone while traveling (except for my wife who once surprised me at the Atlantic City NACAC National fair by showing up at my hotel).
I do remember the days of being a “road warrior” with a strange fondness. Granted, it was a royal pain for my family life.  Unlike many of the “20-somethings” that the article talks about, when I was in my early career I was already married and starting a family.  I made every effort to do “out-and-back” visits (as opposed to “overnighters”), but inevitably I would be away from my wife and young child two, three or four nights-per-week.
That said, despite feelings of (extreme) guilt, I did have fun on the road.
Nowadays, I consider myself fortunate to work in a college admissions job that requires almost no recruitment travel.  Oh sure, I visit a few local high schools, occasionally visit other Penn State campuses around the Commonwealth, and of course I attend professional development conferences/conventions.  But gone are the days of the “road warrior”. 
All of that said, I think that I am still finding my own future.  You don’t have to be a “20-something” to be continually searching for what you “want to be when you grow up”. 
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The Information Systems & Research (ISR) team in the Penn State Undergraduate Admissions Office have a great spin on a holiday classic.  I present to you “The 12 Days Of Techie Christmas”.


Side note: I work with these folks.  Awesome. Stick around for the “bloopers” at the end…
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The most awesomest hat. Ever.
Thanks to Lynn, Drew, David, Anne, Marty, and Diane for the thoughtful and very appropriate gift. I will wear it with pride!
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You know the holidays have arrived when the Wreath Of Khan is hung.
[stolen from my friend Paul]
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Northeast Mississippi Community College’s website. The landing page. This is the first thing that prospective students, parents, alumni — and the entire world — sees when they visit the school’s web presence.
Not exactly the most flattering picture for an institution of higher education, wouldn’t you say?
I know that I would expect something a bit more, umm, engaging. The guy looks like he’s going to fall out of his chair.
[No offense NMCC folks who will wind up trolling and flaming my blog.]
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This is an actual message received by my office. The applicant-in-question had received a letter stating that he or she could not be admitted to the program/campus of their choosing.  The student’s response is quite creative.
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Disney just bought Lucasfilm for $4 billion.
Announcing the news, Disney also said it will release a new Star Wars movie in 2015.
The movie is currently titled Star Wars: Episode 7.
That means it will take place after Return Of The Jedi.
From a press release: “Star WarsEpisode 7 is targeted for release in 2015, with more feature films expected to continue the Star Wars saga and grow the franchise well into the future.”
Traditionalists are going to scream in horror at this news, but there is a silver lining. The new films will not be produced by George Lucas – who lost his touch a long time ago.
I’m not sure if want to scream in horror, or if I want to SCREAM IN HORROR.
Granted, the point about Lucas is spot on. But still – DISNEY?!!
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Monsters University = brilliant
This website is better than some real universities’ websites. A lot better.
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Apparently, in most cases, yes. 
I was reading this piece at The Atlantic that talks about what your (private sector) employer can and cannot say to you regarding candidates up for election. I must admit that I was a bit taken aback. 
From the article: 
Can your boss really tell you who to vote for? The answer is probably yes – depending on where you live, and assuming you’re employed in the private sector. In most of the country, there’s little restriction on such communication, legal experts say.
Basically, employers have freedom of speech. That means they can say what they want, including strongly suggesting that employees vote for candidates and sending sample ballots to them. Your boss can’t walk into the voting booth with you, and she can’t pay you to vote for a particular candidate, but often there’s little else he or she can’t do.
It seems to me that a secret ballot is just that: a secret. According to this article it appears that employers can try to scare you into voting one way or another.  That said, I think that it would be a different story if your boss to come straight out and asked you, “Whom did you vote for?”
Exit question: Can your boss ask you which way you voted?  More importantly, if they did ask you this question, how would you reply?
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A much more entertaining version of last night’s debate.  
And it’s got a great hook.
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What every prospect is muttering under their breath as they fill out an application.
Repeatedly.
Or, perhaps they are shouting it into the telephone while chatting with an admissions counselor…
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Why do you ask a question for which you know the answer?
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Get to work, nerds. Where’s my damn light saber?
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Soccer is fun. 
“Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.” -Loki, from Kevin Smith's Dogma.
Just sayin’.
That’s my boy, right-wing striker for HAEA, last Saturday on the pitch. He’s getting pretty good, if I do say so myself.
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My wife is an Internet celebrity! (well, in State College, at least)
Penn State ‘Catch-22’ read-a-thon aims to spotlight school’s academics
Reed and comparative literature professor Eric Hayot thought of the read-a-thon after NCAA’s sanctions against Penn State and its football program. The university was punished after four administrators were accused of enabling convicted pedophile Jerry Sandusky.Upset that the “university had been reduced to football” by national reports, they decided to stage a public event highlighting Penn State’s academic prowess, Hayot said.“Look, this is a place where literature gets written,” he said. “This is a place where literature is discussed.”
More than football folks. 
…and my wife got to be a part of this thing!  How cool is that?
[photo: Christopher Weddle/Centre Daily Times]

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When the administrative assistant who has been working in your office for 22 years (and at the University for a grand total of 37 years!) decides that she is retiring at the end of the month. 
Okay, so it’s not this kind of fear, but in my work environment it’s still pretty bad.
Yikes.
Needless to say, I wish her well in her retirement. But holy hell – we are going to be hard-pressed to find someone to fill her shoes. 
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Daddy want.
I watched several live-blogs of Apple’s roll-out of the iPhone 5 yesterday. It must be pretty cool to work for a company that can get the Foo Fighters to play a few songs during a new product demo.
I have the iPhone 4, and I lurrrrrve it. The 5 looks great too, but I won’t be upgrading until my 4 dies. 
So, if you see me on Curtin Road trying to place my phone under the wheels of a CATA bus, you’ll know why…
[via Mashable]
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Awesome double rainbow, right?
I snapped this just as we got home from work the other night. We had just driven through a strange downpour – whilst the sun was shining. Sure enough, when we reached the driveway and got out of the car, we saw this beautiful rainbow.
Postscript: no filters have been added to this picture.  
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As an Admissions Dude, I’d be remiss if I didn’t highlight this great piece of admissions travel propaganda. 
Here we have the traveling counselors from the Juniata College admissions crüe in something of a 1970s, “Mod Squad”-esque pictorial. The photos were all taken by 2012 Juniata graduate Patrick McCloskey.
The image is found at the Juniata College Admission Facebook page – where they (smartly) link to their travel schedule for the fall season. 
I find myself wishing that my admissions office looked this cool…
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Badass Nittany Lion in the stairway outside of the office. Just added yesterday.
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Nerd in training.
This is a shot of the bathtub where my kids bathe. We got the kids some bathroom crayons, to write/draw on the tub walls.
As you can see, my son will be voting for Harry Potter in the presidential election this November.
I particularly like the “Gryfindore” lion.
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Mitt Romney learns the meaning of the word “upstaged”.
So, I’m a recovering political junkie. I used to be waaaay into politics. Anymore? Not so much.
But this image – which is ALL OVER the Interwebs today – really got me thinking; Last night was supposed to be Mitt Romney’s super-sweet-16-coming-out-party.  Now, all anyone is talking about today is Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are nothing more than a footnote.
And comparing him to a screenshot from The Simpsons.
If you’re Mitt Romney (or anyone associated with his campaign), you’ve got to be at least kinda pissed, right?
Okay, that’s my quota on political writing for the year. See you next fall.
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Woe, is me. 
I finished my bike ride this morning (in the dark, I might add) only to return home and discover that the coffee pot had turned on, but failed to produce any coffee. 
Oh no.
After fiddling with it for 10 minutes or so – during which time I unplugged the maker, plugged it back in and smacked it around for good measure – I gave up. At approximately 6:08 a.m. I pronounced our coffee maker dead. 
Rest in peace, coffee maker.
Now, it’s time to consider our esteemed coffee maker’s replacement, I’m thinking something like this:

How friggin' cool is that? VERY, I’d say.
So, if you are looking to make a contribution to the R2-D2 Coffee Maker Fund, send your sympathies and your money to my PayPal account: webmaster@thepajamapundit.com
…and thanks for your thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.
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