I was on a bike ride the other day, headed north on PA route 26 between Donation and Center Union. As I’m pedaling, I felt the familiar sensation of something in my eye.

When you’re cruising along at about 16 mph (which is a fairly good pace for a 40-year-old on a road bike, if I do say so myself), you’re bound to get the occasional bug in your eye. Believe me when I tell you that it sucks. You can’t take your hands off of the bike for fear of wrecking, and trying to stop in the middle of the ride without a safe place to pull over is not recommended.

So, my right eye is freaking out, and starting to produce tears. I was hoping that I could flush out whatever foreign object had gotten in my eye. I’m sure I looked like a deranged pirate rolling down the road; one eye open, the other closed tightly (YARR!). I started frantically opening the eye, then squeezing it shut in an attempt to get whatever critter had come across my path out of my eye.

After about five minutes of this ordeal, I could see that nothing seemed to be working. Whatever was in my eye was not shaking loose. That’s when, in my peripheral vision, I noticed the long-ass eyebrow that had made its way down from my brow and gotten tangled in my eyelash – and in turn was poking me in the eye.

Me after the ride (note the bright white hair in my right eyebrow):

When on the bike and the wind was in my face, that lil’ white sucker pushed downward and wreaked some havoc.

I tell you this story for two reasons:
  1. It’s funny. I got a good hearty chuckle out of it when I realized what was happening.
  2. My dad was poking me in the eye. A stretch, I know. But hear me out...
I used to tease my dad relentlessly over the “crazy eyebrows” that he had. This is the best representation that I could find in a quick search of pictures:

…and it really doesn’t do it justice. Suffice it to say that sometimes things got wild. Every once in a while, dad’s brows curled upwards at the ends and it made it look like he had horns. That used to CRACK ME UP.

Once I figured out that it was a stray eyebrow hair that was poking my eye, it made me smile. Now when I look in the mirror and see a crazy eyebrow, I’ll think of my dad. When said crazy eyebrow pokes me in the eye, I’ll straighten up a bit knowing that my dad is trying to tell me something. “Turn left here”, or “What the heck are you doing?” Perhaps he’s simply trying to get me to slow down and enjoy the ride.

Three years ago today I lost my dad to a motorcycle accident. Not a day goes by – not a day – that I don’t think of him. My brother and sister-in-law just had their fist baby, and it makes me crazy that their son Liam will never get to meet their Popeye (what my kids called him) with the wild eyebrows.

Liam will never get to see the Popeyebrow.

(see what I did there?)

Wherever dad is, I know that he’s smiling. He’s watching all of us go about our lives, and I’m sure that he’s enjoying the show.

I hope you know that we miss you a ton, Pop. Every day.
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It never ceases to amaze me that in this highly technical world in which we operate, that spam emails like this one still make it into my inbox.

In case you cannot view the image, here’s what the email that I received says:

My name is Paul, i am from USA and i am an Engineer.

I lost my wife some years back and i have a daughter who i cherish so much.I have been single and alone since then. I think this is my time to move on.

I am looking for a partner who doesn’t mind sharing everything with me, the good times and the bad. Someone who is honest and sincere in wanting a serious relationship which could lead to marriage. Age or location is not a barrier. All i need it TRUE love.

I am a happy person, responsible, honest, considerate, caring,sincere,serious and have a good sense of humor.Please let me know if you are interested in having a serious relationship with me.

With love,

Paul

Now, check out the beginning of the sender’s email address: humblepaul90. HA!

Methinks that Paul is not so humble.

Nice try spammer.
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Afternoon ice cream stop after a leisure bike ride with The Boy. A La Mode on 55th in Ocean City, New Jersey makes their own ice cream, and we have made it an annual stop on our beach vacation for years.

However, I didn’t know that the proprietors came about the business via the ice cream short course in the College of Agricultural Sciences at Penn State!
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VivaChuckTodd.com

You may or may not recall that in a former life I was a stay-at-home-dad, as well as a writer and the proprietor of ThePajamaPundit.com, a blog focused on politics and media (and since I let the domain lapse, is now some strange website about what it takes to have a career in criminal justice – so disappointing). This was a simpler time. A time when my only concern was how worked up I would get over xenophobic commentary from Ann Coulter...

During my years as a blogger, my musings on the Internet led to my forming of friendships with several like-minded folks. One of those excellent individuals was Paul, a smart entrepreneur with a keen sense of wit and boatloads of humor in his back pocket.

Oh, and he was also more-than-somewhat obsessed with the MSNBC network.

This latter fact was displayed in vivid detail with his original entry in the “VivaVerse” (© Bert McBrayer 2016 - I’ll sell it to you for a good price Paul): Viva Chuck Todd (first post here), a fan website devoted to Chuck Todd, the smart political analyst at MSNBC.

At the time, very early in the 2008 election cycle, The Chuck was a budding analyst who was just starting to get some serious screen-time on shows like Morning Joe. His smarts and matter-of-fact style were refreshing. As it turns out, there were other political nerds who also enjoyed Chuck’s obvious smarts.

Geez. 2008 seems like such a long time ago. Just ask this guy.

After the sweet success of VivaChuckTodd, we Chukolytes demanded the obvious spin-off companion sites Viva Rachel Maddow and Viva Jonathan Capehart. Because, why not?

Nowadays, Mr. Fancy-Pants Todd is the host of Meet The Press and one of the most recognizable faces in the political media. So clearly Paul’s work made a huge difference in Chuck Todd’s career trajectory.

Go now. Check out Paul’s pet project 2.0. And check back often.

The only question that remains in my mind is, will there be swag this time around? I still have mine from the original:

Perhaps someday it’ll be worth something...
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Happy half-birthday to me!
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Love this picture.

This handsome bloke would have been 71 years old today. Miss you dad. Every day.
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Love this picture.

This handsome bloke would have been 71 years old today. Miss you dad. Every day.
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Watch Prince completely upstage these rock icons.

I ran across this video of some legendary rock and rollers playing “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” in a tribute to George Harrison. Prince comes out toward the end and completely shreds a guitar solo. Insanity.

A lot of the fuss in the past few days since the news of Prince’s death has focused on the impact that he had on popular music, and the reclusive lifestyle that he led. What I find missing from the coverage of his passing is the fact that… dude could shred.

Prince was the type of musician that didn’t need fancy production or guest musicians. He could play any instrument in the room. Better than anyone else in the room.

Sure, he had a huge impact on popular music. But, more importantly, Prince was the rare pop artist that above all else was a really good musician.
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I haven’t seen it yet, but from what I have heard, I can’t wait. James Gunn (the dude who brought us Guardians of the Galaxy) makes some excellent, albeit vulgar points about Hollywood’s obsession with producing the “next big hit”.

/Film:
However, Gunn argues, the real lesson of Deadpool should be that audiences crave originality (or at least, as much originality as they’re going to get in a spinoff about a decades-old comic book character who previously appeared in a different spinoff from the same long-running franchise). “Deadpool was its own thing,” writes Gunn. “THAT’S what people are reacting to. It’s original, it’s damn good, it was made with love by the filmmakers, and it wasn’t afraid to take risks.” According to Gunn, the right lesson for studios to take from Deadpool should be “Boy, maybe we can give them something they don’t already have.”
And therein lies the rub; so many productions in Hollywood are re-makes or re-hashes of projects that have met with great success.

Gunn has a great rant that you can see on the Faceyspaces here.


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So, I got this email in my work-related account the other day. My immediate reaction was concern, because PayPal = MY MONEY.

While I do have a PayPal account, it is not associated with my work email. So that was my first clue that this person needs to step up their phishing game.

Upon closer inspection, I noticed that the writer of this message has no concept of capitalization. Just look at the first full sentence:
Your PayPal Account has been temporarily Locked!
Why were “account” and “locked” capitalized?

And don’t even get me started on the broken grammar and poor spelling:
We detect unauthorized Login Attempts to you PayPal Account from other Ip Adress.
Yikes.

Beter luck nxt Times, terible phshing Person.
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